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Post by Aleksei Trevelyan on Mar 1, 2008 12:41:18 GMT -5
The hole is full of cake! And scorpions. But the scorpions are delicious.
You are attacked by a pack of starving, rabid hyenas.
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Selena Tiber
Hedwig
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Post by Selena Tiber on Mar 1, 2008 16:13:37 GMT -5
Attacked...isn't exactly the word for it. Plus, they're really just a load of hot guys. ...and a couple hot chicks.
An anvil lands on you.
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Post by Aleksei Trevelyan on Mar 1, 2008 17:48:00 GMT -5
It's a marshmallow anvil! Yum yum.
Your eyes have been removed by Jeffrey Dahmer. (Wiki it.)
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Selena Tiber
Hedwig
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Arden Micoff Farnsworth Hedwig
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Post by Selena Tiber on Mar 2, 2008 0:31:56 GMT -5
The two of you do it in cake. He gives you your eyes back in thanks.
You wake up with no ears.
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Post by Aleksei Trevelyan on Mar 2, 2008 11:29:27 GMT -5
Your ears have simply gone to an awesome concert, and you can hear your favorite band up close and personal.
You have been kidnapped by a mob boss and stowed in the trunk of his car to await a grisly fate.
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Aries Valor
Elsa
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Post by Aries Valor on Mar 2, 2008 16:03:42 GMT -5
They open the trunk and they made you a birthday party in your honour.
The woman who jumps out of the cake was actually a rabid badger.
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Selena Tiber
Hedwig
5th year
Arden Micoff Farnsworth Hedwig
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Post by Selena Tiber on Mar 2, 2008 20:59:51 GMT -5
When she foams at the mouth, it turns into showers of gold. The two of you laugh and you put her in your new circus...it's a bit hit
your eye has just been shot.
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Ann Xiang
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Post by Ann Xiang on Mar 2, 2008 23:44:21 GMT -5
You can now do authentic pirate cosplay. With an authentic reason to wear an eyepatch.
You have to memorize and recite 35 lines of Hamlet by tomorrow. (Of course I'm not taking this example from real life hahaha)
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Selena Tiber
Hedwig
5th year
Arden Micoff Farnsworth Hedwig
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THANKS LLUVIA! MUCH LOVE AND ALL THAT JAZZ...and also....FIRE!
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Post by Selena Tiber on Mar 3, 2008 15:36:04 GMT -5
You eat the paper. The information is now in your body and a part of you ((I know that's not how it works ;D)) and you know it!
Your dog has stolen your blanket and you freeze to death.
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Elsa
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Post by Aries Valor on Mar 3, 2008 21:01:45 GMT -5
Just then the heater kicks on and you start to become warm.
But then your dog starts to smoke....((No not cigeretts))
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Selena Tiber
Hedwig
5th year
Arden Micoff Farnsworth Hedwig
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THANKS LLUVIA! MUCH LOVE AND ALL THAT JAZZ...and also....FIRE!
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Post by Selena Tiber on Mar 3, 2008 21:16:00 GMT -5
You hug him and the love that you have for the puppy you've raised since forever overcomes the fire.
Your cat jumps on your face whilst you sleep.
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